Saturday, September 15, 2012

Two Nerds Podcast: WiiUnetta

Oh teh noes! Bayonetta 2 is a Wii U exclusive!!11!one!one!

1 comment:

  1. And here I was thinking I could avoid another podcast.

    Hey Chris.

    In other words, the usual for Square Enix.

    Why is "Lightning Returns" confusing?

    Don't do the Batman thing. Either of you. Ever.

    A time limit? Goddammit, it's Dead Rising all over again.'s Breath of Fire V. Gotcha.

    Fuck the Dead Rising clock. Inafune's worst idea and he wants it in every Dead Rising game.

    In other words, it's more like Resident Evil where you get all your gear for the next playthrough. It's tough playing 5 online with people who don't like it that you have the starting gun and nothing else.

    Tidus in HD. I can hear Spoony screaming from here.

    I stopped playing FF games after X. I wasn't willing to go to X-2.

    Why is Chris glitching out audio-wise?

    Square Enix has a case of sequelitis.

    You're talking about VI, right?

    Quite a few FF games have sequels, hm. 1, 4, 5 (an anime, but still), 7, 10, 12 (had a TON), 13...

    FFVII had a PC version ages ago, I thought.

    I don't have a Wii. I used to have one. I'm not getting a Wii-U. I'm just not feeling it.


    Nintendo has to be dragged kicking and screaming into each console generation. Seriously. It's pathetic.


    More consumer friendly? They certainly couldn't get less without becoming a new NES era.

    Yeah, you said Wiita.

    Funky Barn?

    Who buys those Cabella games?

    Call of Duty IS shovelware.

    ME3. Boooo!

    @#$% FIFA AND ACCOUNT HACKERS! .................sorry. I'm still bitter.

    Gaijin Games?! I haven't heard of them in ages. I think they're made up of Working Designs' old staff.

    Jet what?

    Not just powerup mushrooms, but Mario and Luigi outfits.

    Lego City Undercover?

    Wii-Fit-U for concrete shoes. U sleep with the Wii-Fishes.

    Does Wario have any job outside of minigames?

    Wonderful 201 teaches you kitten grooming.

    Aliens: Colonial Marines for the 360! It will be mine!

    Sonic's rip off of Mario Party, however, sucked terribly.

    Super Magnetic Neo was on the DC. Sounds like a sequel.

    I lost on!

    I want a regular Avengers game on a real console, dammit. I liked the cartoon!

    I can pretty much tune out the rest of this podcast, can't I?

    Bayonetta's demo turned me off.

    So, why is Nintendo funding it anyway?

    You're depressing me with how sad Nintendo consoles are.

    A cherry that will cost you 40-60 dollars.

    I'm guessing that cherry voice is an inside joke.